Dear Peoples out there,
I am Minou the cat and am writing this silly blog post as the Boss (she who nobody in their right mind obeys, but we like to let her think she gets her way now and then) is a tad under the weather. In fact it has to be said, the boss is not well – nasty toothy problem that has made her face swell up like Desperate Dan on one side. Poor old dear can’t even eat, OMG how do you humans cope in such a crisis. Actually by the look of the photo above her eyesight is going too as the damn thing is way out of focus. Honestly, you really can’t get the staff can you.
Anyway on Sunday she did a little Christmas fair at a rather smart hotel in Glasgow called No 1 Devonshire Gardens. She got totally carried away by these cakes.
Honestly you humans are so odd, what’s wrong with a kipper?
More cakes, for goodness sake.
Flowers as well. I ask you. The only worthwhile flower is Catmint any self respecting cat knows that. I have no truck with all these fancy red things, can’t stuff them into a catnip mouse and chase them around the floor.
Now I want to show you just how bad the situation here is. I am having to fend for myself. Have you ever tried to open a smeg fridge with no opposable thumbs, it’s not easy I can tell you. And as for the contents when you get in there. Boy oh boy she had better get well soon and head for the shops. Just because she can’t eat just now it is not fair to starve us furry folks too!
And the final straw to add insult to injury, there she is flat out on the sofa leaving me out in the rain. I do hope you peoples out there have sympathy for a poor cat like me, being forced to type and communicate with strange species just to save her the bother.
Hope she gets well soon and stops this pathetic whinging, we cats need our sleep!