Hello Mum, ain't I cute, this is a hint by the way – fancy a drink! Come on, do you think I want to sit in a sink full of your dirty dishes, get real.
A cat could get just a tad annoyed at this. How can you ignore me. Don't know what you're smirking at, am I funny? I think not! go on, put the camera down and turn the tap.
At last, you so can't get the staff these days. Hmmmm let's just test this for taste and wetness.
Oh yes, purrfect. who needs Chardonnay or a G&T. This is it, good old Ayrshire water, no idea why she makes such a fuss of that wine stuff etc, obviously she hasn't got a clue. There again, she might break the sink if she leapt up here.
Ah yes, best seat at the bar. Pity she hasn't done the washing up yet. See, you just can't get the staff these days.
By the way, my name is Hank, I am senior cat round here and she refers to me as "Mummy's-precious-darling-love" which is totally sickly and makes my fur itch.
Just thoought it was high time there was some superior feline input in this blog.