You only caught a glimpse of me yesterday, but I am a huge presence in this household. Nothing escapes my notice.
hmmmm these boots for example, nice and furry inside, could be a good bed. How thoughtful the uprights are providing new bed ideas all over the house, very civilised.
Whoopseee, they didn't tell me the silly thing would fall over, you really can't get the staff these days. Why is she waving a camera instead of holding this thing in place for me.
Oh well, easier to get in this way anyway. It really is so kind of the uprights to give me these exciting new dens around the house. Such kind thoughtful creatures. still don't understand why they get so uptight when I maybe do a little poopsee in an unexpected place, don't they see it as a prezzie?
Harry (extremely clever, attractive, fun loving and affectionate ferret – close friend of the two uprights who share this house). Oh and okay, I'll let her sign off too afterall she did leave the boots on the floor for me.